Drew's Blog

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

I hope everyone had a great pride, be it people who went to every event imaginable, people who couldn’t make it to any, like me, or people who just didn’t feel up to it. You all matter. We all matter. Everyone deserves to leave pride feeling proud to be queer.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

sound on sound on sound on

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

Yes! Let's get an adult to be the one helping Bruce!!! It is needed!

I mean... this is ALSO a good outlit for Jason's later rage? Clearly Bruce WOULD HAVE Avenged him... if this emotional BRAIN CONTROL (it is not) wasn't stopping him? Which switches Jason's focus. Whiiiich leads his sickly reanimated body STRAIGHT to the one dude capable of dragging him to the Yeti ER.

As funny as it is to watch Jake Paul get his head stove like a November pumpkin while demonstrating a downright remarkable lack of boxing knowledge, influencer boxing fuckin blows. Like. The audience isn't there to see feats of martial arts and athleticism and they're not even there to see the simple spectacle of two big lads doing violence on each other. It's just a pissing contest between two internet guys. They could be playing tag or checkers or anything and it would be the same. Uwe Boll and Lowtax could've had a literal pissing contest.

I think its about the machismo and mythology of it all? Like theyre pretending to be boxing and even if their fans arent fans of boxing, boxing signifies something to a jake paul fan, I guess. Im not disputing that its stupid and means nothing though.

I think you're onto something there. I think it's akin to how republican dudes with white-collar jobs are always LARPing as farmers and carpenters and such.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon