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Getting rid of auxiliary ports was...

A good idea. Bluetooth is more convenient and technology should progress.

A bad idea. Why do I have to pay extra now for something that was included?

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

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earhartsease

blimey this is sad - he was also known as Urf

valtsv

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

valtsv

coworker: [after turning on the lights in the warehouse and noticing half of them are flickering or won't turn on at all] hey james what's up with the lights

me: oh idk i guess the light's haunted

coworker: what?

me, shrugging: light's haunted

[later that day]

another coworker: hey, what's up with the lights?

coworker i was with earlier: light's haunted

other coworker: what???

coworker, without changing expression or missing a beat: light's haunted

valtsv

thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist

everythingfox

Sound on

drtanner

CHIRRUPY BABY OH GOODNESS

rihkamakoru

fruitypies

Fellas this isn't good enough, why isn't it burning? Are you really gonna let it survive through Christmas???

BURN THE DAMN GOAT

transmechanicus

MOLOTOV SLINGSHOT ON THE ROOF I DONT CARE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

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Tumblr: Let me introduce you to the people you’ve always needed in your life.

Also Tumblr: Sorry, they all live approx. 2 million miles away.

budzaya

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

zw-me-anasfaleies

As long as you love it.

xyouaremyhomex

“as long as you love it” this really hit me

penicillium-pusher

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

maswartz

crinosg

Red Ranger be like

thea-nymo

“oh no someone with common sense”

nudityandnerdery

The rarest superpower.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

PUT RESPECT ON MY MAN'S NAME

melachonicallyawaredvirgo

Vegeta : im royalty (up til ssgss arc)

Kaiba: bitch, I'm rich

Escanor: dudley from street fighter

Yusuke is top g my guy.

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primrosetta

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.

antique-scarecrow

the most beautiful stories repeat themselves over and over and over again, time weaving itself into a blanket to warm our beds

thewannabeee

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

raygender

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

thewannabeee

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

bgm05

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

bgm05

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

thediscossessed

Literally this

derinthescarletpescatarian

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

amygdalae

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

nanddor

NATASIA DEMETRIOU as NADJA OF ANTIPAXOS ⤷ 4.07 Pine Barrens

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