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@vadrigar1994

oh hey man so is your living weapon single or

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

wish i could show u guys how good i cleaned the grout in the shower but i didnt take a before pic, and my work was so exemplary that if i showed u the clean shower you would say no this is a new shower and youre lying for grout clout, and ive had a long week so that would probably be the last straw for me

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

i started doing this a few years ago and yeah......... it saved me. the horrors may still persist but at least i don't let ppl have power over me anymore