playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Hoes see my tower laboratory emitting strange lights and haunting sounds and just make all kinds of assumptions

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time

the next pdf struggles to be born

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked