one star uber driver named "wife of tarantula"

image description: a photograph of a red and white milkshake with a caption underneath it that reads, "SUNBURNT WHITEBOY / Vanilla blended to perfection; mixed with strawberry swirls and strawberry puree; topped with whipped cream." / end description

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

incapacitated by banana bread

This is what we get for discovering that weed can be ingested via baked goods

going to the corner store to get more corners

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop