Cabbages and Kings

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

derek cryptid hale instinctively knowing shit like when the sun will rise/set and when it's going to rain and when your milk is about to turn sour and whether or not your chicken tenders are cooked through just by smelling them and telling you exactly what your pain tastes like and what colour your bruise will turn next and all of this has stiles thinking oh my god this dude is a freak i have never been more turned on in my life

do you remember when force awakens came out and everyone was talking about stormpilot? do you remember during the rise of skywalker press tour the entire cast was asked if reylo or finnpoe is better and everyone said finnpoe? do you remember when all we had were two scenes and a lip bite? do you remember his jacket? do you remember that's one hell of a pilot? do you remember how we used to run?

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

your work does not belong in the age gap tag if the aforementioned gap of age is not in the double digits. five years? i have good personal friends five years younger/older than me that's nothing. there is nothing scandalous about a 2-8 year age gap. we have another word for that, it's called a "peer". a real age gap is bare minimum a decade. a real age gap is two decades if you're committed to really doing it right

there are ALWAYS. more things to be said. about television that was airing in 2005

just kiss my fuckin forehead dude. i've been so good, man i swear

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you