cringe culture is dead (but ill see what i can do)

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

oh baby girl please let it go before it rots your soul

Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

For those who celebrate

There is a part of Shane that when people ask him "why Rozanov?" wants to respond with "are you fucking blind?"

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!