cringe culture is dead (but ill see what i can do)

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

ㅤ

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[ID: digital art of Hatsune Miku in an outfit inspired by the Petrova line from Project Hail Mary. She wears a red EVA suit inspired dress, with "powered by astrophage" written on her boot, and her twintails are two Petrova lines. There's cartoon astrophage eating stars at the bottom of the drawing. End ID]

[ID: digital art of Hatsune Miku in an outfit inspired by the Petrova line from Project Hail Mary. She wears a red EVA suit inspired dress, with "powered by astrophage" written on her boot, and her twintails are two Petrova lines. There's cartoon astrophage eating stars at the bottom of the drawing. End ID]

people have said it before but if you read a lot of historical literature you do begin to just sort of think in that style of language. I’ll put down the 18th century journal I’m reading and have to resist the urge to send academic emails with every Noun capitalized and punctuated only by the profuse Usage of the Em-Dash — it is a deceptively challenging Instinct to resist, & worse is that Instinct when spelling certain Words to utilize what would, some Centuries prior, be an appropriate Spelling, excepting that my Correspondence occurs in the Twenty-First Century, where Men are inflexible and uncreative in their Methods, & this Propensity of mine would appear only foolish & incorrect, instead of suggesting what it in actuality reflects, which is that I am simply an Incorrigible Nerd — O! the Woes of modern Sociability! Why should I be compelled to conform to these d——d modern Conventions! Is it not enough to be unabashedly and impudently Autistic?

Can you swap their heads ?

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know