encima de ti, doesn’t it feel like a dream?

“um it’s pronounced ask not aks” actually it’s pronounced shut the fuck up. have you ever heard of a dialect? an accent? aave? aks or axe is a legitimate way of pronouncing the word ask that probably predates your judgemental ass.

drug testing my employees to make sure theyre not fucking squares

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

it’s a beautiful summer for disappearing

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.