maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

did it work

yea :)

Maybe if I reblog Fat fuck I’ll calm down

The “I don’t have 2020 vision” meme has gotten progressively funnier the closer we get to 2020 because when it started it was like “not knowing what you’re doing in 5 years? understandable” but now it’s like “I don’t know what I’m doing in 5 hours”

i don’t even know what i’m doing right now

2020. Instructions still unclear.

god i love christian memes im so sorry

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

bi(g) dick energy

a girl whos tummy is sore because she ate dairy: is a bit quiet a guy:She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it

“it’s not their fault you got a boner over it” is such an important statement in way too many contexts

Dope as fuck apparently

Happy Pride Month!

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people