local cat has beans

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

i skink therefore i scram...!

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

the digimon movie is really good

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

hey guys this is my future roommate! we need help getting him down here to safe housing with us. please reblog or donate if u can!!