local cat has beans

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

I dont know if estrogen couldve saved Yogg-Saron. I dont even know if estrogen would have any effect on Yogg-Saron. But its worth a try.

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

i skink therefore i scram...!

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

the digimon movie is really good