Have You Seen This?

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

Sam Handwich.

i may not know a lot abt life but i know it’s how keith haring said “touching people’s lives in a positive way is as close as I can get to an idea of religion” and how kurt vonnegut said “and I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exlaim or murmur or think at some point, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is,” and olga jacoby said “to leave a good example to those I love [is] my only understanding of immortality” and smiley poswolsky said “I think we found the answer to the universe which was, quite simply: spend more time with your friends”

#chidi anagonye archetype. he heard exercise relieves stress so he started doing pushups then never stopped. #what's even worse is that this isn't even fully yoked gosling. I've seen the fall guy I know what fully yoked gosling looks like. #the above is a mere slip of a thing in comparison (via annabelle--cane)

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

This addition is so important.