deep sea ghost king

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can