This my personal blog

the thing about having snacks is if you buy any snack you’d think that’d be enough. but no. if you don’t have the right kind of snack when you want a snack then you’re fucked

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I think I know a lot of people who, if insufficiently occupied, will just start explaining how to build a bomb.

I don't personally know how to make a bomb, but I know a lot of the basics about how ignition and fire and pressure work, I could make a bomb.

But not safely

Making a bomb is easy. Making a bomb that explodes when you want it to is hard.

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

you know chell has to be trans because the mods tried to ban her

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.