Bring me the nastiest freak

Referring to the distinction between those who are and aren’t affected by transmisogyny as “arbitrarily constructed gender categories” tells me exactly which of the two you fall into lmao

BREAKING: German Expressionism Night at Citi Field has been canceled after player complaints that the large, abstract set-pieces and haunted, gloomy-looking actors were obstructing play. Czech New Wave Night is still set for next week, though Mets players and fans have now been advised in advance to be aware of any extended metaphors for interwar Europe that may occur between innings.

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

I don't want to work in bullshit marketing jobs anymore but every career I did train for started burning to the ground at the exact time I graduated college so 🫠

If I have to say "changing search landscape" one more time I am going to start killing the hostages

Every day I sit at my stupid little desk and look at my stupid little reports and I think about the guy my dad knew who dropped out of a computer science PhD program to sell elf ears at Renaissance Faires

I don't want to work in bullshit marketing jobs anymore but every career I did train for started burning to the ground at the exact time I graduated college so 🫠

If I have to say "changing search landscape" one more time I am going to start killing the hostages

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

obsessed with whatever the opposite of "the author's poorly disguised fetish" is. Like something that was explicitly drawn as a fetish but it's so niche and strange that it wraps back around into being a masterpiece of surrealism that transfixes and enchants you even though personally you can't imagine sexually getting off to it anymore than you could imagine eating a granite boulder

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.