Bring me the nastiest freak

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

The problem with watching TV shows set in Russia is that I'm constantly whipping my head around thinking someone just said my name

SERGEI iS BACK MY BOY SERGEI IS HERE he's learning to do erotic engineering so he can honeypot American scientists

Sergei we love the way you have nothing better to do than read engineering manuals. For the good of the soviet union we need you to spend the next twenty years fumbling that american pussy.

Best part of the For All Mankind universe is that if they come out of left field with something really weird you KNOW they have sources to back that up. What other media franchise is going to teach me about the yuri gagarin bus tire piss ritual.

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving