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I'm sorry Super Soaker is about WHAT????????

@ my chemical romance play I Never Told You What I Do For A Living on October 30th 2026 and you will all be spared in the civil war

My mom bought me a shit ton of the wrong size of pads and I don't have the heart to tell her so now I'm stuck with using too thin pads for the next seven months

I'm very rarely on the cutting edge of pop culture where I know musicians or actors or books before they blow up but you know what I AM consistently aware of long before the general public gets ahold of it? Fucking YouTubers. I can't even count how many goddamn YouTubers I've started watching before they crack 5k subscribers who end up getting a silver play button two years later. I've got some weird ass gift for finding people months before they get big and it's happened in a bunch of different niches and genres of content so it's not just one community

Whenever I make a post that gets no notes I'm like oh wow I'm chopped but then whenever I get more than two or three my ego goes through the roof and I'm immediately like I Am The Funniest And Most Intelligent User On This Stupid Website

Ok I saw the new Strange Aeons video and in light of it I'm inspired to reopen my own confession booth (ask box) for the first time in a longggggg time so go confess your sins/ask me whatever burning questions you have in there if you are so inclined

If you're at anime expo this year I wish you so much luck I went for one day two years ago and it was the most crowded con I've ever been to and hot and overwhelming and it smelled so fucking bad like genuinely disgusting I've been to a lot of cons and events and have never been in one that smelled that bad so I am rooting for all of you strong soldiers out there because if anything it looks like it's gotten worse

They should make a medication that lets me actually finish the things I start and have motivation. It also needs to be a liquid because I can't take pills

I love keeping people in Instagram follow request jail like sorry babe you're not getting in you're gonna stay in purgatory forever

Random white boy claiming he was my college roommate and my best friend just showed up in my house/store that is no longer my house/store looking exactly like my actual college roommate and best friend but with what feels like genuine romantic interest in me #whatdatmean

If you post AI generated fanfic (regardless if you tag it as such or not) I'm going to personally show up to your house and generate a punishment for you with my own brain power

In case you were all wondering people on Reddit are being really nice and normal and well-adjusted about the Ralsei transfem headcanons/evidence

I'm being ghosted hardcore by my co editor in chief #helppppppp

You either die broken up or live long enough to see yourself become a dj

Having terrible internet will have you thinking thoughts like I Hate Everyone With A Stable WiFi Connection