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Getting my word salad tossed crazy style

Media pirate government watchlist slut son or gooner vomit comic lover daughter

Saw how big the 7B is on the Weird Route page and nearly burst into tears thinking about the sheer amount of horrors that Kris and Noelle going to endure if it's gonna take that much time up like that's basically an entire chapter's worth of story and gameplay just on that side of things what the fuck is gonna happen bro

Teaching myself all three Fate harmonies from the end of When The Chips Are Down so I can layer them all simultaneously on my vocal chords against all biological ability in a wall of sound that will strike down my enemies

We're really losing the ancient texts because when I got into mychem like five or six years ago one of the things I was told by my mutuals early on was the Gerard vomit (and Mikey piracy) stuff. What do you mean half the fanbase didn't know and is only just now finding out and also going ballistic on Twitter about it. You guys are in the freak fandom with a running joke that everyone in it has piss kinks and watches the fascist hellscape fetish opera sex hospital show night after night and are getting all weird and puritanical over this???? Maybe we don't deserve the fifth album

For some reason my email is fucked up and I don't get the UTDR newsletters until like seven hours after everyone else so any posts I make about it have inevitably already been made by seventy-three people since the release to everyone else. Everyone's moved on and I'm only just now hearing the Cutie Mew Mew demo

Elliot Page is lowkey the best test case for the "Christopher Nolan can't write women" argument because it genuinely took a whole ass gender transition before Nolan could write him a character with genuine depth and complexity and interiority. Comparing his combined five minutes in The Odyssey with his much larger role in Inception is almost laughable considering how much better his character is written comparative to how long he's on screen

Just saw The Odyssey and it was good but unfortunately Christopher Nolan is still like 0-5 when it comes to writing a movie with a decent female character with as much or more depth than the male ones even when the source material he's pulling from already has them

I'm too lazy to look this up and confirm if it's true but I can feel in my heart that Baz Luhrmann saw a highlight reel of Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine right around when Moulin Rouge was going into production and was immediately like "oh there's my Christian" and he was RIGHT

Just watched the new Spider-Man movie and um. Can someone point me in the direction of that art with Spider-Man and the ten Mysterios doing unspeakable things to him. For research purposes

Ethan Rayne and Rupert Giles are having some very homoerotic dark past lovers to enemies tension on my computer screen right now happy goddamn Halloween

They should invent an apartment in NYC that's under 1000 that is a decent size and decently maintained with a decent landlord and in an area close to a subway station and then they should give it to me

I knew Adults was gonna be tailor made for me when they did the physical victim card on a lanyard bit in episode one