what

You either die broken up or live long enough to see yourself become a dj

Having terrible internet will have you thinking thoughts like I Hate Everyone With A Stable WiFi Connection

My sorta friend who lowkey propositioned me for a threesome with her and her ex boyfriend three years ago/thought it would've been hot if he and I had hooked up together bc they were open is currently dating someone who kinda looks like me #whatdatmean

Our WiFi's been down since before we got back so I can't use my computer to do any of my work or watch tv or do anything and the internet in my neighborhood is so fucking shit that I can't get it from everywhere in the house and if I'm using my phone I have to rotate in my bed constantly because the network availability changes wildly based on what position I'm in every few minutes and one of my lightbulbs is out but it's too high to reach with any of our ladders so we have to call someone with a high ladder and I'm watching everyone I know go to pride events and seething with rage because I can't and my back still really hurts from falling off of that goddamn horse a week ago and if all of that that wasn't enough our dog has a UTI

My friend's evil ass ex just posted two stories with the Twin Peaks theme and the True Detective season 1 theme omg stay away from them

Mom said that if I don't let her book me an appointment to get my mustache waxed I won't get a job because no one will want to hire me like girl I don't think that's the reason I'll be struggling to be employed after graduation but go off I guess

Yellow Deltarune is like a friend I worry about