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I have GOT to stop spending $30

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

“When they dig up your bones in a hundred years they will know you were female.” Wrong! They will detect unusually high concentrations of lead, sparking a scholarly debate over whether this could have led to a debilitating mental state and accelerated my inevitable death

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

"pervert" is the new "feral" of tumblr it means nothing anymore. google pervert inflation for more information

i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice