Spit Polish the Universe

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Something something something about tall ships that were drawn contemporaneously by someone from another ship being depicted without visible people on board. The artist knew there were people on there, but theyre not important because the tall ship is a Creature in itself, the little people who sail it are consumed by the Creature are the Creature are nothing to the Creature

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline