Spit Polish the Universe

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

the way i teared up a little bit when i saw this one omg

After reading the Wolf Hall trilogy reading anything else: hmmm this ‘he’ here is not attested to anyone… I must assume that it is Cromwell.

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too

i will fucking die on this hill btw. carl is in that tier of side characters u could ponder forever off the crumbs 🤏 provided bc they are doing so much with him. he’s security. he’s the guy with the expense account. he’s brimming with fucking joy at doing Science Experiments. he’s a coworker. he’s a pal. he’s the guy watching over you like a guardian angel while you’re dragged into a long slumber. and probably your death. he’s the guy telling you “you’ll do great” as you beg for help. literally the character ever.

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to