Spit Polish the Universe

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

you've been summoned for july duty

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Ok understanding the irving idea here but. We have also seen what Peglar fabricates when hes not sound of mind. Irving gets a jolly little jig on. Peglar recites poetry backwards and starts writing in incomprehensible ciphers that may or may not be about vast philosophical topics or also genitalia. Put some respect to the man of the papers yk

Peglar is drunk texting you something that some research will reveal is actually a highly bizarre reference to Catullus’ poetry. He’s read the entire classical corpus and is currently remixing it because he’s at the club.

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this