Spit Polish the Universe

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

television exists so that lesser known actors can be cast in random mid to decent shows nobody watches where they will deliver astonishing performances potentially superior to anything winning any kind of award for no reason at all

so eva stratt really looked grace dead in the eye and sang, “welcome to the final show / hope you’re wearing your best clothes” before proceeding to pack up his silly science pun shirts and his favorite sweater for a suicide mission he didn’t want to go on, huh?

#not her fault he didn’t have any better clothes for her to pack 🙄

In the beginning, Adrian was drawn a foot taller than rocky. Then two, then four, then several meters taller. The last drawn Adrian was 10 meters. In four days, we could be seeing a giant Adrian every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. We should witness a 50 meter Adrian within seven days.