full fathom five

grace's biodome kind of utopian not just because he never has to pay taxes and has an entire team of aliens looking after his medical needs sans insurance and gets to spend every day with his bff slash soulmate rocky but also??? he can have whatever weather he wants. forever. and if he doesn't like it he can just turn it off. let me innnnnn

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked M'aiq and he knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

where's that picture that ruined my life

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them