Official ominous sign

thank you houses who walk like men

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much!

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

I lost a kidney which I feel like I should use as inspiration for something...

‘I heard that kingfishers often get stuck in trees with too much force, so I made kingfisher studs that stick into hearts and walls. And woodpeckers too, by the way.

Jesszus, kell

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

Oh honey