fresno nightslurpler

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

honestly i think regular blood donors should get discounts at places like military chuds do. one group saves lives, the other ends or ruins em. and there should be mandatory PTO for donation days and people should treat it like your birthday

Many people would donate as much blood as they could, if they'd get a paid day off of work for that. Our banks would be full in no time

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

Minigolf course-ass house

Oh yeah how would anarchists do THIS? *creates social and productive conditions that leads to 30% of my brain being microplastics and makes the world so hot as to be completely unlivable for all animal life *

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao