the tiny rat in my brains is making overtime

dress in your sluttiest goth outfit at my funeral or don’t even bother coming

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics

any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

oh man, any water gulpers online?? it's like a deep breath but it's wet. if you like breathing I highly recommend

word on the street is that you have to keep living

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here