Whimsy and Such

In what eyewitnesses described as a deeply disturbing and totally unhinged interaction, a Disney World Donald Duck reportedly warned a terrified child Thursday that he was once a normal little boy. “I may look like a silly anthropomorphic duck, but I was once a child just like you,” said the Donald Duck character, claiming that while Disney World might be the most magical place on earth, it was a dark and perverse magic.

In parts of the world, wildfires rage every summer, getting closer to the towns each year. In many places this is never reported.

Food is spoiling quicker than it can be eaten. Forests are burning quicker than they can be planted. People make money quicker than it can ever be spent.

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