I'M BACK BITCHES

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

Need to be roughly making out when they push me back and yank my pants down, exposing my achingly hard little cock and soaked cunt. The sight of my arousal sends them into a frenzy and their mouth is quickly on my cock. While they make a mess of me with their mouth, they quickly swipe their fingers through my slick before prodding my asshole, pushing in with ease. Need the combo of them sucking me off while drilling my asshole with their fingers to make me lose my mind. Before I know it, we're both completely naked and I'm in their lap, being bounced up and down on their thick cock, moaning like an anal-addicted whore. Soon enough, I'm mindlessly begging for them to breed me, shoot their load and fill my starving asshole with cum until I'm screaming from my own mind-bending orgasm.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

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"Don't mind her snort" Okay but her snort is IMPORTANT

dilute black (blue) mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.