Sachyriel, the Angel of Interference

oh, you smoke weed too?? that’s crazy man, yeah we should totally smoke a bowl. i’m not going to coax you into taking way too many hits while my hands slowly start traveling across your body!! i wouldn’t do something like that. i’m a decent guy. and im only giving you a massage because you seemed tense when you came in the room. here just share this bowl with me real quick while i work out these knots in your back. feels good doesn’t it? my hands on your body? you make such pretty sounds when i squeeze hard enough. i want to know what other sounds i could get out of you. take off your shirt, i need better access for this part. don’t question it, just do what i say. you can trust me. there you go, sweet thing. here, take another hit. just lie down now and i promise i’ll take good care of you

Yeah therapy is cool and all but maybe just let that weird girl from Tumblr bite u

Of course I contradict myself. I contain multitudes [suddenly getting defensive] But not in a plural way. I’m not plural [trying not to seem ableist] Not that there’s anything wrong with that [three year old alter takes over] Abaa, lalala,

I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.

I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.