and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
Cosmic Funnies

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
DEAR READER
Keni
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$LAYYYTER

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roma★

#extradirty
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Jules of Nature
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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature
this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving
what the FUCK man.
You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.
happy pride to my favorite gif in the world
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

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i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there
FUCK OW SHIT
As others have pointed out, blood is already salty. It’s also got some good umami notes.
If you really want to liven up the flavor, try some lemon juice, the acidity will balance nicely and still sting like hell.
THE FUCK
The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws
[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]
#cackling #well done
it's pride month, david. you know what that means. huh what. do you want us to do like, gay briefs. what.
[I.D. a two panel marker comic using the above text featuring trexel geistman and david-7 from stellar firma. in panel one trexel looks mischievously at david-7 and says "its pride month david. you know what that means." david looks back with a confused "huh" what". in panel two trexel has turned to leav with a smug look on his face as david stands with their hands out and says "do you want us to do like. gay briefs. what." imogen has also appeared behind him. end I.D.]
A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
"Alaska is a place known to the public, so setting a novel in a Alaska is not copyrightable."

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I heard drawing a fish helps with art block. I guess it worked?
museum workers will say “I know a spot” and then take you to their job
Sorry!
how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

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"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11
oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least