wotcher?

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

every morning I wake up and look at my closet, head in my hands, wondering “how the hell am I going to dress for this occasion” and the occasion is the same job I’ve had for 4 years.

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

now on internet archive!

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

i seriously want to smoke the ocean.

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand