i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Had some farmers market peaches so good they might have fixed me tbh

Ate the last peach (not a small peach) and it required me to carefully sneak up to the kitchen afterwards to wash my entire face, goddamn

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

I am but an average man, i see shapes and i am overcome with lust

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

shout into the void saturday

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!