You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

people hate me on account of my copious amounts of acidic slime, affronts to god and multiple wet specimens... but mostly for the wet specimens

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

I'm chivalry farming while you're knavemaxxing