age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

every person who reblogs one of my wpbl posts with any variation of [i dont go here] or [i dont know anything about baseball] i'm happy to inform you youve been drafted. please pick a team that is either geographically closest to where you currently live, have lived previously, or have loved ones, or by color scheme if none apply, and i'll see you in that youtube live stream on august 1st champ 🫡

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you