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in 1977, mark hamill looked at a sunset and now I'm bisexual, play french horn, and care about a franchise that peaked with a half finished video game in 2004. life comes at ya fast

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neenarchive

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

neenarchive

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

eroscestlavie

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

medievalsquire

the stablemaster knows every horse in the city by name but still only refers to me as "boy"

#deep sigh #yeah

omtai

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

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pancakeke

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

pancakeke

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

mangonetics

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

pancakeke

OKAY FINE JESUS

pancakeke

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

ancientcharm

Colourful paint pigments preserved in their original pots.

Antiquarium of Pompeii

greelin

love & light

#telepathically beaming this to every customer i speak to

goldswords

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

boomer-mythology-destroyer

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turing-tested

zizibutik

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

kosmogrl

json-derulo

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

revilonilmah

Let's get this place HUMID!

teaboot

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

teaboot

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

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headspace-hotel

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

animentality

alfgifu

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

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