work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

a buddy of mine saw kylo ren take his shirt off near a civilized system, and he said that kylo ren does not have any value or respect for originality. that kylo ren didnt know shit about fuck

man. the 1993 Much Ado About Nothing is wild. just a big fever dream full of a bunch of beautiful people running around the Italian countryside apparently having the time of their lives. it's got Denzel Washington! Emma Thompson AND her mom! Keanu Reeves! extremely homoerotic splash fights in the communal baths! it does not take itself seriously at all. I'm a little bit in love with it

keanu reeves does a very good job playing a villain and a very terrible job doing a british accent

to top it all off michael keaton has now shown up. all his scenes feel like a beetlejuice/monty python mash up. he's doing an irish(???) accent that is quite terrible

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself