how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

Hey, hot stuff... You wanna come over and solve the mystery of how many times I can bob on that stack? ... Hmm? Oh, it's like. Yeah, so this guy Robert Stack hosted this television program called Unsolved Mysteries and it's like. Bob is a nickname for Robert so-- You've seriously never seen Unsolved Mysteries? What? Well, I'm not gonna suck it NOW.

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

tshirt that says "SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT THE BEST THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO ME HAS ALREADY HAPPENED WHILE I WAS LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE"

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"