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look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

waugh will continue until morale improves

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

Sometimes friendship is about carrying pens and peeling oranges. But the point is, surrounding yourself with people who you want to do the little things for. The point of it all is bringing in the doughnuts because you’ve found the people who deserve the doughnuts.

How sweet it is to be with people you enjoy taking care of

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

All I wanna do lately is play Lies of P. Or watch videos about it. Or plan my stats. I literally don't wanna do anything else. And I wanted this. I wanted a new Thing to obsess over. Now that I have it I remember how this can ruin my life.

I think what made it so addictive for me was that it slowly revealed the complexity. It doesn't pummel you with too much information up front. Just pick a weapon tied to an archetype and go. Then you learn about ergo. Then weapon upgrades. Then the P-Organ, amulets, cubes, etc. It timed everything so perfectly that it was constantly keeping me engaged. With an interesting story. And characters and boss designs. Aaaah I have other things to doooo

Videos on it are so often like "Guard parry here is different from Sekiro" or "This stat is like the strength stat from Dark Souls" meanwhile I've never played those lol. Well, I played a couple hours of the Dark Souls Remaster. It was good! And I plan to get back to it, but it didn't grip me like Lies of P did. I've never fully played a "soulslike," so the way it's introduced these concepts is perfect.