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Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

Artists rendition

I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO

So there’s this guy Jimothy

An old photo was discovered in non-Project archival records. It appears to be an aberrant form of Prince in an area yet to be discovered by staff. The photo's visual noise denotes the presence of ionizing radiation.

Surreal Moebius artworks

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

UNFORGIVABLE! [from jan/2023]

Interior: sky-blue (but, unlike in the drawing, far far far brighter than the surface). Photosphere: White. Yes, the bright glowing part of the Sun that illuminates the solar system is white, not yellow. Through smog and in early morning or late afternoon, atmospheric conditions might make it look yellow. And many solar filters especially solar eclipse glasses give it a yellow tint. But it's really white. Sunspots: Orange-white, but so much dimmer than the rest of the photosphere that they look black by comparison. Chromosphere and prominences: Magenta. Solar telescopes will show you only the red element of the magenta light, and astrophotographers often tint their images yellow. But if you see the chromosphere unfiltered, during a Total Solar Eclipse, you will see a magenta color. This is the color of ionized hydrogen, which makes up the majority of the Sun. Corona: White. I think this is reflected light from the photosphere, the actual glow of the corona is so hot that it's mostly X-rays. But I could be mistaken.

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.