the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me