if i was troy choosing between basketball and theatre like i literally wouldve just fucking devoured the pitch and the stage and wouldnt have even worried about the opportunities from the country club in hsm2 because my family already had a nice suburban house and i was fine and like i had gabriella and chad.

once in a while you'll find a random internet lesbian setting up new rules on who they consider gay or not. and it somehow always leads back to that one bisexual girl who dumped them in college for a dude

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made