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girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"
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Do you guys think superman [or batman, personal taste but I like Clark] knew Danny when he was first starting out as a hero since they were both like— unauthorized to fly around airspace and Clark could totally hear him? Imagine how funny that’d be in the future
Constantine; alright lads, we’re doing a diplomacy meeting with the king of the infinite realms, so don’t be a donkey.
Danny walks in the room
Clark; little D! Where have you been? You missed ma’s brunch!
Constantine; Clark please- why the sodding hells are you greeting the King Of The Literal Infinite Realms like a bumpkin neighbor
The answer is always yes
The first?
That's a fucking ladder
LMAO
Should I watch this Yes or No
nobody said anything so im just gonna watch it anyways, gotta say this is some high budget porn even the set is accurate
this actually looks like a screenshot from tos, incredible
Spock is British 😭
She's sucking his dick and he's checking his tricorder??? im gonna cry that's so spock
wow just like in Space seed
i'm so charmed by the fact that you can tell some of the actor has watch star trek before lmao, Spock says illogical and he does the vulcan finger kissing with the girl, Kirk does the patented shatner pauses and still eyefucks spock
Khan released a virus into the air system and Dr McCoy learns that a spike of adrenaline will cure the sickness, the dialogue is incredible.
McCoy: you've been infected with a virus but a spike of adrenaline will trigger the antibodies, Christine I need you to do it Chapel: Have an orgasm? McCoy: YES! (hands her a vibrator) for god sakes use it!
incredible leap of logic Christine
Kirk and Spock got infected with the virus so they have to double team Uhura ✊😔 but spock is reluctant which gave us the awesome line
Kirk: Dammit Spock you're half human, you've gotta fuck her
oop! turn out spock WASN'T infected? he just wanted to fuck Uhura with kirk
They even did the star trek happy ending 😭
with the Spock and McCoy bickering too hfjkrahgjkslbuelgw
Spock: There is one thing that still puzzles me doctor Bones: Only ONE thing, Mr. Spock Spock: Isn't sickbay sufficiently stocked with endorphins hyposprays Bones: 🙄
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*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
This ad kills me. Why Betty so thiiiicccc. Get it girl, I see no differences. They're the same picture. A picture of Betty Rubble with come juicy thighs.
Holy crap.
WELP, that ends my account.
Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can't curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i've been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!
Worth a reblog for this great info.
he would not say that.
I was there when he said it actually
"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"
he would not say that.
you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock
Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.
His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."
there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list
Also, if an opponent's surprise belt knife could be enough to turn the tide of battle, then the melee phase of battle has already started. Tactical retreat is certainly an option, and rethinking one's strategy for later battles is never a bad thing regardless of whether that results in using a different strategy in later battles, but for this battle, strategy phase is over and it's a bit late to change one's mind.
And enough potential opponents have belt knives, concealed or otherwise, that only a fool wouldn't consider the possibility while strategizing.
Fantasy is when Hugo Weaving is a good guy and sci-fi is when Hugo Weaving is a bad guy.
Fantasy is when Sean Bean dies and Sci-Fi is also when Sean Bean dies
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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.
I remember when I was 26. The mastodon hunts were the highlight of my day, and we cheered whenever we made fire...
omg thank you
after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother
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"To write you just have to start" "just open a document and write a few words" unrealistic writing standards are destroying the procrastination industry
Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this
WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.
