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if Zohran Mamdani arrests Bibi Netanyahu I will arrest Donald Trump.

hey guys, my team has reviewed every avenue available to determine if there was any way for me to arrest Donald Trump (something I probably should have checked before telling everyone I was going to do it) and it is clear I do not have the independent legal authority to do so (something people have told me repeatedly since I originally said I was going to do it).

The federal government, however, does. So I call on Donald Trump to do the right thing and arrest Donald Trump.

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bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

dragon-in-a-fez

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

only-cat-memes

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hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

brazilian-hot-mess

e que se foda essa porra de copa do mundo também

que se lasque essa merda

pereça, copa do mundo.

brazilianhotmess-onmain

the forces of evil have been defeated

like the old Brasileirão proverb says: eu quero ver o enzo fernandez e o messi catando comida no lixo

I WILL be watching in 2030 and I WILL be drinking in the streets again

obrigada, copa do mundo

brazilian-hot-mess

tão emocionada que rebloguei na conta errada

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

creepycrag

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

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freekicks

now, today, and forever:

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

helenvaughans

itsmistybitch-deactivated202605

These posts are sisters

lierdumoa

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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mr-deep-downer

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

mr-deep-downer