Tricky Gadget Gaming

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

it is still genuinely so crazy to me that tumblr has special scorched earth instant kill moderation tools that are used almost exclusively against victims of harassment campaigns

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

my future mutuals (rosemary, barbara and harold) are going to create the kind of textposts you could only dream of making

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

I'm glad a bunch of Tumblr leftists informed me that voting didn't matter, or else I might be pretty concerned about a Christian Nationalist-dominated supreme court gutting the voting rights act to target minorities.

Tumblr leftists have also reliably informed me that "only white people care about voting"