Fancy Pasta

My only piece of advice to girls and young women is that you have to become financially independent no matter what it takes. Do whatever you need to do to become financially independent in this world and don’t ever let it go for anybody.

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

grabs your boobs and shuffles them around like they're cups in a shell game

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

*opens tumblr for 0.2 seconds while watching a movie* did something lgbt just happen

I'm genuinely just so, so happy they can finally be their freest and happiest selves. have deep and authentic friendships with other people. make content that fully expresses everything they feel and think and are because now they don't have to cut off any of the edges anymore. (or the literal core, in their case.) I'm so happy they get to live their lives now. I'm so excited to be there with them.

"we fell into it hard and fast in 2009" is going to go down in history for me sorry

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AT D2