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inspired by a comment from @pussytattos :3

it’s always okay to ask me anything <333 !!!!! but i’m gonna b so real and say that i don’t remember there being an actual clip of him SAYING anything (would be crazy if true). however. on numerous occasions dan lingers giddily on their age gap and makes phil sound older than he is. he is also sooo fucking horny for phil so literally anything associated with phil is also automatically horny for him. including their age gap. and between the months of january and june when their age gap is 5 years apart he will rise like a werewolf to the horny moon and make it everyone’s problem

@wekilledabadger HOW COULD I FORGET.

bonus long ep on patreon with squishie unboxing

I didnt really know what interactive introverts was about until like a week ago but a vision came to me

27 July 2026

"I like to pick you up by the edge, and just discus you."

well of course. well of course

(joint tours only for this but much love to everything's fine <3) also say in the tags how long u have been a phannie if u want! for data <3