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Movement nudge! UN-stiff edition.
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"you're romantasizing problematic behavior" actually i'm doing something worse, i'm sexualizing it
āonline fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but donāt really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessionsā is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasnāt experienced it
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok
it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON

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How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, ābut I am le tired⦠well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILESā even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internetĀ
tbh i still start sentences withĀ āhokay, soā at least 3 times a dayĀ
same, aggressively so. I also still useĀ āwtf, mate.ā
#i have no idea what this is referring to#but iām relieved to know iām not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to meĀ (x)
OH MAN
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING
who doesnāt think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
Iāve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAINĀ
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYSĀ āBUT I AM LE TIREDā BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly sayĀ āhokay soā,Ā ābut I am le tiredā andĀ āand some big meteorās likeĀ āwell fuck thatā.ā Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND IāM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE IāVE SEEN IT NOW AND I CANāT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
God how has it been that long
Happy Anniversary to this twenty year old flash epic!
AND IT IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT EVERGREEN 2025
BUT DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEREāS A SEQUEL
Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike ā and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Ā
So you know.Ā
This might be the real one, yāall.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike ā and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

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Link to full artwork below the cut! š„°
Sorry itās been a minute, Iāve been super busy at work and havenāt had as much time to draw. More to come soon, I promise! ā¤ļø
This piece was a commission for a fic (that I will make sure to link once itās published)! It was such a pleasure to draw this gorgeous Emmrook scene!
MINORS DNI
Damn now I *really* have to finish the damn fic. No excuse. š
(But hey, I was so happy seeing @raenacreates's marvel in my inbox this morning I just blazed through half of chapter 3 this afternoon. So... š¤”š„³š)
only you.
If you're American will you reblog this with where you grew up and wether or not they had sixth grade camp. I grew up in southern California and every class in sixth grade would take a field trip and go to a camp for a week and this is absolutely bewildering my wife cause she's never heard of sixth grade camp
I miss Jason
Honestly, that scale actually makes perfect sense, especially for a sixty person dance crew. You want people who are really good at what they do, but not who will attempt to stand out and affect the cohesion of the group. Too fresh and not fresh enough are both negative qualities. And Jason is just saying that an 8 represents the ideal amount. Thatās actually pretty deep, and suggests a collectivist instinct in him.
And yes, that means that Jason is effectively saying that Michael is too smart for his own good, to his detriment.
I saw this and went āoh, so it works like the pH scaleā⦠then realized that means that heās calling Michael basic.
Heās also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics.Ā The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself.Ā
Not really inadvertently - The Good Place was essentially a grad-level virtue ethics class disguised as a sitcom.
Manny Jacinto is a goddam gift
typical Q performance š
YEAHHHH he sings carmen opera - toreador "votre toast"

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wait wait wait hold on
do you know how to play chess? like the literal rules of chess, idc about strategy. if i handed you a chess set, would you be able to set up a game? do you know the rules of each piecesā movement?
yeah
nuh uh
partially
bonus: tell me how you learnt chess, if you DO know how to play it. i learnt from my older sister, who was in chess club in fifth grade and forced me to play against her.
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