#1 dun scaith fan

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

(eyes snap open, as if from a beautiful dream) the last sensitive white boy has abandoned all hope

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

We need more ships where it's romantic for one half and platonic for the other and both parties are aware and ok with this

PREACH

this is me and my partner and I am not even fucking joking. this is attainable. you can have this. you can have someone who loves you a little differently than you love them and you're both okay with it and it doesn't end anything. there should be ships like this because it does in fact happen in real life and you cant say it doesn't