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tyrantisterror

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

bcomic-blog

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

tyrantisterror

fluidstatick

Gene lobbied hard for Wonka to be introduced as a feeble limping old man who suddenly falls into a forward somersault and leaps to his feet, because "from that moment on the audience won't know if he can be trusted." On a related note: the director told Gene what would happen during the boat scene, but none of the other actors were prepared; to this day, none of them are sure what he ad libbed and what was scripted.

My favorite detail, though, is his performance of Pure Imagination. On the surface, the song is charming and inviting, but if you look closely at him throughout the scene, you'll notice that Gene never blinks. He looks around, down at his feet, up at the trees; his eyes never fully close. He moves erratically, stuttering up and down the steps of the chocolate room. The lyrics are warm and friendly, but his face is blank. He bows to permit his visitors to run amok, but his posture is stiff. He helps Violet and Mike reach a couple of treats, but there is no joy in the gesture. The final post-chorus feels like a dirge, a threat, and a warning, all at once; Wonka sits in repose under a tree, but his eyes are glassy and dispassionate. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination; / living there / you'll be free / if you truly / wish / to be.......... "

Fantasy in excess, like anything else, will destroy you; that's the real message of Gene Wilder's Wonka. He taunts his guests with unrepentant disdain, and doesn't care if they live or die. He toys with their emotions, their safety, and their grip on reality, feeling no regret or remorse, no pity, no compassion. Fantasy is colorful and compelling, but it's false, and ultimately empty. Wonka is a walking maladaptive daydream, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the real reason the 1971 film has endured in the culture for so long.

nudityandnerdery

Wait, I'm expanding my "Mary Poppins vs. Bugs Bunny" trickster spectrum here.

stairstothe7th

Goop goblins how we feeling

jellydishes

repost because hell yeah Deaf people being a crucial part of our culture and history

beetleandfox

watching grace & rocky & adrian hang out inside the biodome must be the eridian equivalent of when you go to the aquarium and see the trainers chilling in the sea lion exhibit

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m34tcr33p

“censorship is a blight” and “tag your posts properly” are two statements that can and do coexist

leoloserloll

Rip Simon we miss you

assindeto-deactivated20140621

take me to art museums and make out with me

cornputer

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

etherialism

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

loremerchant

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

i-found-a-mushroom

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

tumblebagel

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

sufferingink

things that I believe in my HEART are on the Beatles' message to Earth (Project Hail Mary)

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Grace's final goodbye to Earth ig

thatweirdocryptid

AND IF WE ARE GOING BLOODYMARY ROUTE WHERE THEY FIND AND RESCUSE SIMON BEFORE GETTING TO ERID- THEY SEE SIMON DO WEIRD SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND + MUTATED FUCK

Simon "yawning"* like a snake

Staring at Grace for no reason while he yaps to the camera (Very creepy)

him in dark corners, one eye faintly glowing (Rocky encouraged him to do it)

video on the blood ocean (made by Grace) {"THERE'S A MOON WITH HUMAN BLOOD???" WE KNOW DAVE WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT TOO}

(if Simon still had the Blackbox) various images from the blood ocean.

Grace's studies on Simon's mutations ["the interesting thing is that when he yawns, he does it after he eats, so it's possible it's just him resetting his skull, like how snakes do! - yes I did see him swallow a burrito- he did eat the next one normally but it was still really interesting"] {"I don't get paid enough for this shit" Dave we all get paid enough for this shit}

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

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round and around

iwillneverwork

Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!

@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3

sarkastic1515

omg you look so cool @nccflame thank you for the tag!!!

I love the night sky so so much❤️‍🩹

tags!!: @imnotafraidtodisappear @the-aricher @talesofruby01 @waytoomarvelobsessed @wallyblack1925-offical + anyone who wants to do this its so good!!

talesofruby01

Eek this is so fun

@lesbianlazyhouse @astral-icecream @transmascanakin @stargayzingidiot @autisticdustin @literallyidontwannadothis @dino-the-raptor @sleepingconstellation

dino-the-raptor

chopped guy of the century

@bb14awesome @cath-arses @kiwistarrrzz @justiceforplutoo @ethannakamuralover + honestly anyone else im too lazy to go over my list of moots 😭

justiceforplutoo

i need to get my hair cut but this is theoretically how i'll look in the next few weeks!! yay!! this one's so cute omg

npt: @petrifiedlark @wistfulenchantress @transmasc-wizard @mintchocolateandwarfare + open tags ofc!

mintchocolateandwarfare

@gyattmaster2002 @darkotorclash @x3l1ths-b4n3 @imbored-101 no pressure tags !! :-0 open tags

gyattmaster2002

Got my ass looking awkward asf and also i only have braces on my bottom teeth but oh well OH AND my hair is purple currently but there was not a dark enough shade lolz

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @s3aslug112 @kweerdragon @angelonearthhhh @lightdiva13

kweerdragon

Somewhat accurate to how i look i think. My jacket is much more poofy tho...

TAGS!! @demondog27 @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @gloriouslygone @nicointhecloset @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @sorcerersdragonfly @deadpoetdisaster plus whoevre!!!

garlicbreadmustdie

YAY !!

open tags :p

icannotbelieveimstillhere

Sah dude

(it's cherry water flavoring BTW)

@emo-nova and open!

emo-nova

Thank you bud :>

No pressure tags!

@sentienceisoverrated @haleingstorm @plyerice27 @moonagedaydream22 @eudaemonology @englandsgirl18181234 @rohirriamgirl3791

iwillneverwork

Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!

@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3

sarkastic1515

omg you look so cool @nccflame thank you for the tag!!!

I love the night sky so so much❤️‍🩹

tags!!: @imnotafraidtodisappear @the-aricher @talesofruby01 @waytoomarvelobsessed @wallyblack1925-offical + anyone who wants to do this its so good!!

talesofruby01

Eek this is so fun

@lesbianlazyhouse @astral-icecream @transmascanakin @stargayzingidiot @autisticdustin @literallyidontwannadothis @dino-the-raptor @sleepingconstellation

dino-the-raptor

chopped guy of the century

@bb14awesome @cath-arses @kiwistarrrzz @justiceforplutoo @ethannakamuralover + honestly anyone else im too lazy to go over my list of moots 😭

justiceforplutoo

i need to get my hair cut but this is theoretically how i'll look in the next few weeks!! yay!! this one's so cute omg

npt: @petrifiedlark @wistfulenchantress @transmasc-wizard @mintchocolateandwarfare + open tags ofc!

mintchocolateandwarfare

@gyattmaster2002 @darkotorclash @x3l1ths-b4n3 @imbored-101 no pressure tags !! :-0 open tags

gyattmaster2002

Got my ass looking awkward asf and also i only have braces on my bottom teeth but oh well OH AND my hair is purple currently but there was not a dark enough shade lolz

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @s3aslug112 @kweerdragon @angelonearthhhh @lightdiva13

kweerdragon

Somewhat accurate to how i look i think. My jacket is much more poofy tho...

TAGS!! @demondog27 @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @gloriouslygone @nicointhecloset @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @sorcerersdragonfly @deadpoetdisaster plus whoevre!!!

garlicbreadmustdie

YAY !!

open tags :p

icannotbelieveimstillhere

Sah dude

(it's cherry water flavoring BTW)

@emo-nova and open!

emo-nova

Thank you bud :>

No pressure tags!

@sentienceisoverrated @haleingstorm @plyerice27 @moonagedaydream22 @eudaemonology @englandsgirl18181234 @rohirriamgirl3791

blonsh

Voiced by WhispVO on youtube. Too great of a tumblr post and voice acting to not make it something for PHM & IL.

sakkarose

Oh Rumbelle…the showrunners could never make me hate you…

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iwillneverwork

Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!

@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3

sarkastic1515

omg you look so cool @nccflame thank you for the tag!!!

I love the night sky so so much❤️‍🩹

tags!!: @imnotafraidtodisappear @the-aricher @talesofruby01 @waytoomarvelobsessed @wallyblack1925-offical + anyone who wants to do this its so good!!

talesofruby01

Eek this is so fun

@lesbianlazyhouse @astral-icecream @transmascanakin @stargayzingidiot @autisticdustin @literallyidontwannadothis @dino-the-raptor @sleepingconstellation

dino-the-raptor

chopped guy of the century

@bb14awesome @cath-arses @kiwistarrrzz @justiceforplutoo @ethannakamuralover + honestly anyone else im too lazy to go over my list of moots 😭

justiceforplutoo

i need to get my hair cut but this is theoretically how i'll look in the next few weeks!! yay!! this one's so cute omg

npt: @petrifiedlark @wistfulenchantress @transmasc-wizard @mintchocolateandwarfare + open tags ofc!

mintchocolateandwarfare

@gyattmaster2002 @darkotorclash @x3l1ths-b4n3 @imbored-101 no pressure tags !! :-0 open tags

gyattmaster2002

Got my ass looking awkward asf and also i only have braces on my bottom teeth but oh well OH AND my hair is purple currently but there was not a dark enough shade lolz

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @s3aslug112 @kweerdragon @angelonearthhhh @lightdiva13

kweerdragon

Somewhat accurate to how i look i think. My jacket is much more poofy tho...

TAGS!! @demondog27 @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @gloriouslygone @nicointhecloset @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @sorcerersdragonfly @deadpoetdisaster plus whoevre!!!

garlicbreadmustdie

YAY !!

open tags :p

icannotbelieveimstillhere

Sah dude

(it's cherry water flavoring BTW)

@emo-nova and open!

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