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lymphonodge

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

snootgaze-deactivated20170620

is he okay

lymphonodge

hes alright but he died

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whoreapologist

i love abortion and i love divorce

red-twist

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

tuckerrule

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

faggybutch161

eyyyy macarena

fangcore

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

adorablecake

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

whoreapologist

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

uiruu

hallowed be thy ween

cicadianrhythm

you’re gonna hollow out my what

uiruu

your ween

shutupmerlin

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

aerialsquid

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

decodering

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

decodering

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

xxxtictacion

That last one honestly belongs in hell

official-lucifers-child

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

ha-nice-joke

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

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nchntd

In the club

rohirric-hunter

Hey does anyone have that painting of the Argonath but they’re dabbing? I don’t need it for anything but I do want to inflict it on all my followers again.

a-simple-gremlin

Here you go

rohirric-hunter

Thank you!

frodoz

I think everyone needs to see this

chickenstab

happy new bears!!

chickenstab

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

prospitdreamer-blog

anxietyproblem

l0vegl0wsinthedark

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

dream-of-wanting-me

I walked into therapy with this mindset. I wish my therapist good luck.

schmergo

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

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knifeofvenus

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

toesucker

reallybadblackoutpoems

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

actual-mothman

op change ur fucking url

mossbug

when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it

notvoid

This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i dont pay for it” and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said “no i work here”

waitingtorespawn-deactivated202

good morning to this taco bell worker and no one else

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

crabs really just sit on the sea floor and do fucking nothing all day huh

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

"oh shit uhhh looks like it's time to use my claws to pick at whatever fish remains have fallen down here today....the same thing i always do"

yugirimistwalker

you got pinched didnt you

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valtsv

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

valtsv

"but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the gun.

shitpostgenerator

too many people

joshpeck

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

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