what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
This is the like those βremember to be grateful you donβt have a sore throat right nowβ posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

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found this on reddit you know what i have to do
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
Not a single thought in this bird's head
on the contrary, i think he is having many thoughts! he's pretty attentive towards each thing shown...even observing where the water in the water fountain is goingβ¦he's curious and thinking So much about all the wonders of this world he has not yet seen (like rocket pops and Cash Money) even if the dominant thought may be "what's that what's that what's that", single thought at the very least confirmed
First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.
Actually, as someone who used to study anthropology (albeit a very long time ago), I think it is generally accepted by now that the ability to Carry Containers Of Stuff is generally agreed to be one of the real tool-using leaps in human development, perhaps as important as fire. I mean, you'll get the impression that people studying early humans are basically spearhead experts, but that's just because spearheads don't decay. (And because for a long time people assumed that hunting was The Most Important Thing, which has a fascinating intersection with implicit bias and sexism and stuff, and yes I am still bitter at things like 2001 for popularizing the idea that the most important part of human evolution was the ability to bash the shit out of a thing/animal/person, but that's a whole other story.)
Carrying stuff is huge.
If you can put meat in a bag, you can carry more meat. If you can put something like nuts in a bag, then nuts abruptly become a food that you can bring back to the tribe or save for later and not a food that you're required to eat on the spot because they are tiresome and stupid to carry by hand. In both cases your ability to feed yourself and your tribe just got a whole fuck of a lot better.
If you can put your baby in a bag, you now have both your hands free to stick a spear into things, pick nuts, fish, dig tasty cicadas out of the ground, etc. Your ability to feed yourself and your tribe just got a whole fuck of a lot better, and so did your ability to defend yourself while you do it. (And let's face it, your babies were already getting downright ridiculous in terms of the time it takes them to be fully walking-ready, due to brain size and being essentially premature; inventing Multitasking With Baby is like, pure survival at this point, and your way to do that is to create a specialized bag.)
If you can put water in a bag (first water containers very well may have been animal bladders or stomachs, not pots) you can bring water to your sick tribe members and they have a much higher chance of recovering.
And then you have elaborations of the basic "thing that contains objects" idea. If you make an exceptionally loosely woven bag and put it in the water, you can on occasion finesse some fish into it. And then you have delicious fish. If you put yourself in a loose and flexible bag of animal skin, your tribe can operate in the cold better, which changes your entire migration pattern and opens up new environments to you. If you make a hard container and fill it with water and put it over your fire, you have invented a new type of cooking that unlocks whole new food types, such as vegetables that need softening in order for humans to eat them. (Of course at the same time your stomach is becoming steadily more dependent on being able to fuck with your food in this way, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing, because the less energy you spend on digestion, the more energy you have to spend on other things, like brains. And big brains are good for unlocking whole new levels of communication, allowing for fantastic new levels of foraging cooperation, passing knowledge through generations, mate selection, and even various sorts of mental recreation where you imagine something that you don't see, and then convey that to your fellow beings.)
Bags are important, is what I'm saying.
I love all of this but I am going absolutely FERAL over the correlation that clothes = person bag. Bc you're so right but I never woulda thought of it like that
i lost it at "put that baby in a bag bc its already taking a ridiculously long time to walk on its own goddamn"

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practicing drawing her! β¨
Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a βsexyβ (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because itβs kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what theyβre into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their βopponentsββ accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a childrenβs education charity via each sideβs portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the βfreedom of expressionβ side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.
dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

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pride is almost over. You know what that means
Pride 2 .
Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.
i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship
my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again
no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books
YOU
daily mantras:
what the hell, sure
random bullshit go
all shall be well
never kill yourself
the world is infinite

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ATTENTION LESBIANS
i love you
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i think lemon demon fans should start romanticizing massachusetts like weebs with japan
MA boys are so cute!! [pictures of neil cicierega and jerma] i need to try lobster omgβ¦ maybe iβll go to massachusetts to teach the inhabitants english <3
i want to study at a Massachusetts university. i will spell chowder as chowdah and not use my turn signal. i would watch Cheers on WHDH-TV all night while drinking a dunky donuts with my broes. iβll have fenway franks every day thatβs worth abouta buck fifty. i would go to Sox bars every night. i am also more likely to meet massholes, Mark Wahlberg, Tom Brady and Bill de Blasio. i wish i was Massachusettsian :(