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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

derinthescarletpescatarian

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

socialistexan

Acrylics are just steel toed boots for your fingers.

#maybe this is more of a comment on how cool it is humans use tools on a level where we see the tools as extensions of our body #we get used to them as we would getting used to our fingers or legs #my brain got so used to having a reinforced foot from a steel toe #and now it sees acrylics as part of my fingers #rad as hell

I should start writing fanfic for the cosmere. Anyone have experience with any of the sites or do I just need to pick one and stick to it?

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youre telling me someone named jay pegged this image?

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Does anyone know what to do

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The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

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i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

moonstoast

you can hate yourself all you want but the world is beautiful and it welcomes you

How the fuck does anyone sleep alone? 9 years of a spouse or baby co-sleeping, and now I have a void where I didn't think there'd be one. My first 17 years I slept just fine on my own.

#its been weeks since we've separated the house #but it just keeps getting worse and it gnaws on my already exhausted psyche

erotomanicpixiedreamgirl

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

#i think of three approaches #one: someone cursed you #you did nothing to deserve this curse #someone set your trajectory with it #but you are not your past and you can ultimately choose how you find the strength to deal with that incident & take hold of its destination #two: the curse is part of you #there is a lot of self reflecting in this option #why is it a curse instead of who you are #how can you handle this curse while still taking care of yourself #is it a true curse or just societal framing that makes it one #no matter what you cannot change the fact that you are cursed and should find a way to love the whole truth of yourself #three: your actions caused a curse #this is rough because you are combining the inverse of the first with the self acceptance of the second #you did alter someones trajectory and it now is part of your story #owning this one isn't bragging about it or folding it into your life but taking accountability and knowing that the curse was your choice #its respecting the cursed and holding the blame as they process and heal from it #secret fourth option your tounge grows hair that is long and cannot be removed

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