no morals, just punchlines

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

“abs or biceps?” in this generation a brain would be fabulous.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i wanna be that cat

Tumblr artists 💗💗💗

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot