{H i a t u s}

@ honqi

hey little one. its been awhile -smiles-

it’s not awhile, appa. it’s been ages!!! *flails* You don’t know how much I miss you and umma! 

-laughs abit- youre right.. ages. -smiles- howve you been?

hey little one. its been awhile -smiles-

fuck you -yawns- ugly piece of shit. your real face of course..

Shhhhhhhhh (/cuddles closer and pets your hair)

-frowns lightly but still leans into you- night dad.. 

-pouts and closes his eyes- i hate you

I don’t even care. (/he smiles and pets your hair)

fuck you -yawns- ugly piece of shit. your real face of course..

you can say “im home” when youre actually at home but when youre at a park or a tree you can’t say “im tree” “im park” like wtf is the deal with that

-frowns and sighs- ok ok i wont say anything you fucker.. 

Very good! (/smiles)

-pouts and closes his eyes- i hate you

-frowns- threat or promise?

(/narrows his eyes) Both

-frowns and sighs- ok ok i wont say anything you fucker.. 

-frowns- nooooo! and even if i would give you my phone i can still use another one! 

You’re not going to call him. And I swear if he .. tells me something about things I never said or did, I’m going to fucking murder you

-frowns- threat or promise?

i willl! i will call him and tell him the truth. about you being so insanly desparate that you steal my knife so you could have something with his smell to cuddle because you miss him so fucking much

(/almost chokes at you words and narrows his eyes at you) W-what .. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! (/hits your head with a huff) Shut the hell up. You’re not going to call him, got it? Give me your phone.

-frowns- nooooo! and even if i would give you my phone i can still use another one! 

-pouts and puts the fucking knife into your fucking hand so you could fucking stab yourfuckingself with that fucking thing- 

(/he smiles and puts the knife back into his pocket before patting your head gently) Now, wasn’t that easy? I will give it back to you once I think you’re able to own something as dangerous as a knife. And, don’t even think about calling Gyu and complaining. 

i willl! i will call him and tell him the truth. about you being so insanly desparate that you steal my knife so you could have something with his smell to cuddle because you miss him so fucking much

-pouts and looks at his knife- but it was my birthday present…

I don’t care, give it to me. Now. (/he ldoesn’t et’s go of your ear and holds his free hand for the knife) 

-pouts and puts the fucking knife into your fucking hand so you could fucking stab yourfuckingself with that fucking thing- 

yaaaaah. i can talk in whatever language i wanttt -whines and tries to get your hand of him- and NU. meins. verstanden? meins.

No, you can’t!! (/pulls your ear even more, narrowing his eyes) Stop talking in german and give me that fucking knife. 

-pouts and looks at his knife- but it was my birthday present...

No, no, NO, nO, Neiiiin, -shakes his head stubbornly- miine. you wont get it because du kannst mich mal. and i dont care. and whatever and go and kil him if you want and i still dont care and no and nein and fuck you and neiiiiiiiiin! 

….. IS THAT GERMAN? ARE YOU TALKING IN GERMAN AGAIN?! (/grabs your ear and pulls it, huffing) How many times did I tell you to not curse in german, young man?? And give me that fucking knife or I’ll kill you, right now. 

yaaaaah. i can talk in whatever language i wanttt -whines and tries to get your hand of him- and NU. meins. verstanden? meins.

goood! then there wont be any awkward moments. because if there is one i will just stand up and go away -nods grins- see its the best training ever. thanks dad. and naaah, kiddo woundnt to anything! never. ever. -shakes his head- ill call him some time later. now its taeyeon time. -his eyes widen in shock- STOP! NO! MINE! THATS MINE! I PROMISED MY NEW MOMMY TO NEVER TELL YOU! (but you know the best promises are these you cant keep) YOU CANT JUST GO AND HURT HIM FOR SOMETHING YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW! AND MIIINE! -pulls the knife out, holding it securely in his arms- and fuck im not a baby! i have kids myself oldman! oh aaand nooo. after you wanted to take away my baby this sigh and that face wont work on me anymore you which.

Nope, no awkward moments at all. And no, you won’t just go away, hoe. Hmm, yes he’s way too faithfull .. We should change that though „ (/mumbles and widens his eyes as you start to shout, watchign you as you pull the knife back out) HEY! You Son of a bitch, give that mothferfucking knife back or Imma fucking rip your head off, you little fuck. I don’t care about all that shit, you’re going to give it back to me, now. And I will kill him for that, cause you’ve just told me and I have no damn reason to not go up to him and tell him that you did. And yes, you are a baby, whether you have kids or not. So give me that damn knife. I’m serious. Now. (/huffs and eyes you with a deep frown)

No, no, NO, nO, Neiiiin, -shakes his head stubbornly- miine. you wont get it because du kannst mich mal. and i dont care. and whatever and go and kil him if you want and i still dont care and no and nein and fuck you and neiiiiiiiiin! 

cant wait meeting her. hope shes not to shy though… i dont know how to talk to shy people… im not a person whos very outgoing… -laughs- family day? like our last family dinner? its was a disaster. kiddo still doesnt talk to kyu.. -his lips form a large grin- kiddo? cheating? he hasnt the guts to do that. but no -shakes his head- we didnt talk for a some time. but you and gyu are -smiles slightly- as soon as he comes back kick him in the ass alright? i like him -nods- i like seeing him by your side. do you know what he gave me for my birthday -smiles excitedly and put the knife out- it was the beeest gift everr -nods- and he bought my acceptance successfully. -puts the knife away and smiles- thats good. i knew you would make many many friends. hope you werent very lonely though…

Nah, she’s not shy at all. She’s very outgoing and fun to be with. You’ll get along well, I’m sure. (/he narrows his eyes again and huffs) You don’t know the Myungsoo’s and Hoya’s out there, Hongki .. But, you’re lucky. (/he grins and flips his hair) I teached him how to defence, since he always gets away from me as I want to rape him. He’s became really good at it. (/puffs his cheeks out and wrinkles his nose) You should talk to each other soon again .. Now? Call him. And .. uhh .. yeah, I guess I will. I’ll kick him really hard… Ok I probably won’t, but I will keep that in mind. (/he gasps as you pull out the knife and watches you with wide eyes) HE BOUGHT YOU KNIFE? Oh Gyu .. I changed my mind just now. I will kick him so hard, he won’t be able to make babies after that. And .. (/slides his hand into your pocket and pulls out the knife, keeping it in her pocket instead) That’s to dangerous, I’ll keep it. Just in case. (/nods) Of course, I’m loveable. Oh and I was veeeeeeery lonely. But .. oh well. It’s okay .. I’m used to it anyways ..(/sighs dramatically but turns her head slightly to look at you and make sure you feel guilty) 

goood! then there wont be any awkward moments. because if there is one i will just stand up and go away -nods grins- see its the best training ever. thanks dad. and naaah, kiddo woundnt to anything! never. ever. -shakes his head- ill call him some time later. now its taeyeon time. -his eyes widen in shock- STOP! NO! MINE! THATS MINE! I PROMISED MY NEW MOMMY TO NEVER TELL YOU! (but you know the best promises are these you cant keep) YOU CANT JUST GO AND HURT HIM FOR SOMETHING YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW! AND MIIINE! -pulls the knife out, holding it securely in his arms- and fuck im not a baby! i have kids myself oldman! oh aaand nooo. after you wanted to take away my baby this sigh and that face wont work on me anymore you which.

no i havent met bom yet…-shakes his head- Smallthing. yea i saw him. and still need to talk to that shit. but i didnt talk to kiddo for some time now. so gyus pretty busy. you must miss him alot -smirks and looks at your short black hair- ill see it in 2 days then.. but why do you have a new hairstyle anyways? did you need change? -laughs a bit- in movies girls always dye their hair when they wanna get over a boyfriend or stuff like that

You will soon. She’s pretty nice. (/nods his head with a small grin) We surely need a family day again. It’s been so long. Well, do you and Sungjong talk on the phone at least ? I mean, texting and so on. It’s a must, maybe he’s cheating on you with some hot guy or even with one of his members. Myungsoo’s a bitch after all. I know how these Myungsoo’s work. (/narrows his eyes at the memory but his expression soon changes at the mention of gyu and he just smiles faintly) Yeah, a lot. But, however .. (/turns his head to look at you) Yeah, girls in movies ..stupid.  it’s very effective though. Ah, I made a lot of new friends! Even though I was away for a long time, I managed to go out and meet new people, since I feel lonely when you all leave. But I feel a lot better now, ‘cause I have much company. (/nods with a grin) 

cant wait meeting her. hope shes not to shy though... i dont know how to talk to shy people... im not a person whos very outgoing... -laughs- family day? like our last family dinner? its was a disaster. kiddo still doesnt talk to kyu.. -his lips form a large grin- kiddo? cheating? he hasnt the guts to do that. but no -shakes his head- we didnt talk for a some time. but you and gyu are -smiles slightly- as soon as he comes back kick him in the ass alright? i like him -nods- i like seeing him by your side. do you know what he gave me for my birthday -smiles excitedly and put the knife out- it was the beeest gift everr -nods- and he bought my acceptance successfully. -puts the knife away and smiles- thats good. i knew you would make many many friends. hope you werent very lonely though...

no i havent met bom yet...-shakes his head- Smallthing. yea i saw him. and still need to talk to that shit. but i didnt talk to kiddo for some time now. so gyus pretty busy. you must miss him alot -smirks and looks at your short black hair- ill see it in 2 days then.. but why do you have a new hairstyle anyways? did you need change? -laughs a bit- in movies girls always dye their hair when they wanna get over a boyfriend or stuff like that