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problematic sudoku solving skills gap
how to cover letter:
polite greeting (it's me, boy)
introduction (i'm the ps5)
establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)
establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)
describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)
My morning glory doesnβt like the wind chime
SHUT
you know whoβs gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey whoβs still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyoneΒ in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea heβs playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long heβll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
βThe manager gives me a smile βcause he knows that itβs me theyβve been coming to seeβ also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is βNow John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And heβs quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But thereβs someplace that heβd rather beβ Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, thatβs not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another manβs cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

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happy pride to him
Gay broke sober king π€΄
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far
"Haha, I'm a procrastinator, I sometimes take several days to do an easy task!" is true but like
I am consistently late to work. Because I am sitting on my bed, picking at my legs or watching videos or just staring at the floor.
I do not want to be late to work. I do not want to be late to doctor's appointments. I do not want to be late to things I volunteered to do for fun. I do not want to leave work two hours late because I was just sat at my desk, staring at my phone, unable to convince myself to get up and leave even though my work day was over. I do not want to be sat in my car, doomscrolling for half an hour as my car loses heat to the literal freezing temperatures, because I'm just incapable of making myself move.
But I am! I am always late to things! I am so incredibly bad at getting to things on time and it's partly executive dysfunction and partly a bad sense of time and partly just. Something deeply wrong with me.
IDK I also register the 'took weeks to do an easy task' thing (I haven't cleaned my room in uh. months?) (my dirty laundry is in multiple piles) but I feel like sometimes the cutesy 'single task' thing gets paraded around and the 'oh god I'm ruining my own life because I can't fucking move' is swept under the rug.
I see this one is resonating with the mentally/chronically ill crowd.
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like the betrayalβs always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didnβt matter. someone discards you because they didnβt give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say βI love you. I would make the same choice again.β You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.
βI thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.β <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.
βI thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldnβt.β <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around
And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.
happy fingers in his mouth friday
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I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy
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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
SOUND. ON.
soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!