Charlie Bucket was a final girl

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

fae court

The council to decide your fate

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil