it's just posts my dude

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: We just went to a combination aquarium supply/model train hobby shop. Really casting the autism net widely. You gotta respect it.

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

ID: Several sketches of TAZ: Amnesty characters. 1: Aubrey from the bust up. She smiles and glances to the side. Her name is written beside her. 2: Aubrey from the bust up, glaring, eyes wide. 3: Full body Aubrey, holding a rabbit in one arm; her other hand is engulfed in flame. 4: Duck Newton thrice. He's wearing a ranger uniform and hat, grimacing, glancing to the side. Then hes wearing a t-shirt and grimacing, glancing to the side. Last he's standing and holding a flashlight, which glows orange. 5: Duck from the bust up, holding a knitting needle up and frowning. He says "Unless you can hold a thread, I would ask that you leave me the fuck alone, and let me sew." 6: Ned from the bust up, grinning, brows raised, glancing to the side. 7: Full body Ned, smiling, hands in his jacket pockets. End ID.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady