Catrine

How the fuck does one pin a post

The little three dots at the top right

No you get consent first then you grab it by the wrists and everything after that is down hill

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

Surprised none of the kittens went “this bitch empty run” they kept going. Persistent for nonexistent milk.

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.