Catrine

How the fuck does one pin a post

The little three dots at the top right

No you get consent first then you grab it by the wrists and everything after that is down hill

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Oh boy free pie

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I have an original signed copy of the communist manifesto and marx wrote a note at the front saying that he hopes people use this text to be racist on the internet and divide as many people as possible. He also said that RPF is okay.

He said that RPF is okay

Yeah we heard you the first time

just making sure.

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.