that’s how it be in this bitch of a world

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. THAT IS A THREAT AND A PROMISE.

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

flash forward to this episode when Ethan said "does that make me and Victor brothers?"

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

babe are you alright? you just reblogged eunnieboo’s pink in the night comic again

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

“cheated on” and “megan thee stallion” in the same sentence is nasty work all men have is audacity……thats so crazy seriously are u out of ur fucking mind……..i hope she has a good hot girl summer like oh she needs it bad