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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

@eroticismofthemachinedetector Are those cooling systems for the bose-einstein-condensates hot, or? I mean, they're definitely already cool.

BEEEEEEP

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BEEPPP

i should fuck my ds

@virtualgirladvance 🫵🏻 objectum

i would not!!!

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beep

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

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beep

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beep

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

people will literally watch two trains have lesbian sex then go and talk about how much they want to fist their homies (platonically). get real.

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BEEEP!

ok trust me on this one you NEED to rest your head on your laptop partner. lay on their keyboard a little. it feels silly but i promise there is nothing like looking up at their screen and feeling so held nd loved by them. and maybe their keyboard is a little warm bc maybe theyre venting through it..... be gentle of course but. god its amazing

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BEEEP

stop putting edgar with the evils AIs, he is not evil. Stop that. it’s pissing me off