The alligator tells a true story, but with a few little lies interspersed to make the plot more interesting.

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The alligator tells a true story, but with a few little lies interspersed to make the plot more interesting.

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on midsummer. ☼
Odaiba Day 2025 Lead-Up Part 1/13 - Ken Ichijouji
[x] The whole set will be posted under this tag
you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?
local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
Translation by me. :))
“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

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occasionally people try to do kiwifarms to me, and it doesn’t work out bc I’ve lived a boring life of hermitude with my multiple cats. there’s just not much you can milk out of these dry dusty udders…. I’ll try, though. you deserve a little mouthful. just give me time, I’ll take some calcium pills and really squeeze
hey guys, mandatory survey here. was this post:
good
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WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL
@tooiconic 3 SHOTS OF VODKA
@wereralph This has supreme you energy
first official portrait of the great fairy frog and warrior defender of all amphibians
Resting turtle person. Ornements du Japon.1883.
one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

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"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all
"Cake, serves 10" yes I in10d to finish it
To celebrate the reprinting of our anarchist cookbook Recipes for Disaster, we present a guide to installing unsanctioned mosaics in asphalt streets and parking lots:
http://crimethinc.com/asphaltmosaics
Some people know of these as the mysterious "Toynbee Tiles," the stuff of urban legend. Our researchers cracked the method two decades ago. Ever since then, we have been trying to make these as ubiquitous as spray-paint.
Can you help?
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
toilet
the iced Americano
omlette
get dressed
put food away
washing up
20 minutes clothes away
collage - artfight or colours?
go to work
i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going
@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.
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#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)
Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD
I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.
What’s loved, lives.