u cant fuckin stop me

@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle

While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage

A rabbit, his sword and his slain enemy.

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

they don’t go back to mary for the first 5 years grace is planetside on erid, too busy with reviving him & making him healthy & synthesizing him food & building him a dome, and that first year in the dome grace IS happy. he’s so happy…he is…it’s so much better than living in a sad little single-room med bay. it’s beautiful, it’s so lovingly, painstakingly crafted just for him, and there’s fog and breeze and rocks to skip and a miraculously soft bed and a weird but deeply appreciated coffee substitute, and rocky is there so often. he’s there more than he reasonably should be; he is pretty obviously neglecting his entire life outside of grace, and so grace has a really hard time with the fact that sometimes it’s STILL not enough. it makes him feel so…selfish. again. and he promised he was done with selfishness, so for awhile he doesn’t tell rocky. he can’t tell rocky. because how would he get the words out? how would he say “hey bud, so here’s the thing, i know by all rights i should never have a complaint again for the rest of my short & hard-won existence, because all of my needs and more are accounted for here to an unfathomable degree, but actually i really miss starving to death in that tin can with you, where it was just us, and nothing and no one else mattered or even existed. and sometimes i kind of wish we were still up there, because i guess i’m kind of the worst?” so he just doesn’t say it. for another year.